Lost In Wonderland..... I Want To Be.

How I Wish…

I was a kid again.

And all the decisions I had to make was what I’d wear to my English class.

And all the worrying I did was about how I’d get the stupid candy stain from my tongue, since my Mum forbid me from eating them.

And a cone of cheap ice cream made me the happiest kid in the world… well, at least for two hours.

Auntie made me dinner last night. It was rice mixed with soy sauce, with chunks of beef and yam. It was weirdly good, and I have a feeling that it would be my most decent dinner this week (so bored with the food here, I ended up cooking Indomie most of the time. Which reminds me, my stock is going low).

She told me she learnt it from (insert some celebrity name here), from a cooking show.

“Good, right?”

“Yea.”

“Also easy. I can teach you, if you want.”

Then we both laughed out loud.

Good one, auntie.

mione-weasley:

DAMNIT I NEED TO KNOW WHO THAT GUY PLAYING THAT GUY THAT WAS KIDNAPPED WITH AVERY WAS IN 30 ROCK. THIS IS KILLING ME! I CAN’T FIND IT ON IMDB AAAAH!

WHO WAS PLAYING SCOTT SCOTSMAN IN 30 ROCK!?

Michael Mosley! He’s in Pan Am.

Bye Bye Birdie

According to yumsugar (I have no idea how I got to this side), Chinese wedding bangquets consist of eight courses, each bearing fortune and significance for the couple. It’s funny how I’m Chinese and I didn’t know this.

All I know is most of the time the food is superb. However, by the time the 5th course arrived, everyone is so stuffed, partly because there’s so much food, and mostly because we’ve been waiting so long, sipping our soda or tea, that we’d like nothing more than go home and sleep it off.

Now, according to yumsugar, “Peking duck often makes an appearance, not only because it’s a red dish (symbolizing happiness), but also because ducks mate for life. It’s often served alongside a chicken dish to represent the balance among the couple in their new relationship. The whole bird (including head and feet) appears on the dish to signify completeness.”

They better make sure the ducks that they serve are of a couple. Otherwise, it would be ironic that your wedding is the thing that separates the couple that would have been together for life.

Two girls approached me when I'm having lunch, minding my own damn business.

• Girl #1: Hello...
• Girl #2: *smiles creepily* (Or maybe the creepiness is a matter of opinion. In mine, these people are already annoying me because they are standing in front of me, disturbing me from my lunch and Sherlock Holmes novel and my alone time, when there are lots of other tables they can use)
• Me: He...llo?
• Girl #1: Hi, we're Christians. And we'd like to share to you about Jesus.
• Girl #2: *still smiles*
• Me: *dumbfounded* Why?
• Girl #1: We're Christians.
• Girl #2: *still smiles* (Is she retarded or something?)
• Me: I'm also a Christian. (but I don't want to share to anyone who hadn't asked about Jesus)
• Girl #1: Oh! Which church are you in?
• Girl #2: *smiles wider*
• Me: Orchard Road. (Seriously, though, not cause I like to shop; I go to a church named Orchard Road Presbyterian Church).
• Girl #1: *starts to sit down* So how did you come to know Jesus, are your family Christian or did someone share to you about Jesus?
• Girl #2: *also sat down, still smiling*
• Me: Ummm...why do you ask? (Although I almost asked, "How is that your business?")
• Girl #1: Oh because we are Christian and we'd like to share to you about Jesus.
• Girl #2: *nods, still smiling*
• Me: Okay, then you can share it somewhere else.
• Both: Okay, thank you.
• In hindsight, that was not a very Christian thing to do.